• Don't support Blabbermouth, TMZ and similar media outlets

    Ladies and gentlemen,

    As a former journalist, I know it's sometimes important to provoke people in order to get surprising answers, uncover new elements and get a reaction from readers. However, if you don't have any talent and simply write the same news stories over and over again and only try to make other people look ridiculous, then you have failed as a journalist. Blabbermouth, TMZ and similar media outlets don't want to inform you but rather try to provoke fake scandals. What's even worse is that many foreign media outlets such as Rock Hard Germany or Musik Universe simply translate news from these media outlets and make them look like their own which is even a weaker kind of journalism. Another despicable element are the numerous hate posts on Facebook where bored users that don't have a life spread their anger, frustration and hate by stating that everything they don't like automatically sucks. Here is a parody of Blabbermouth news based upon real facts and very similar news stories over the past few months and years. Don't support these media outlets and always try to rely on serious sources and print media instead of the internet. 

    Monday, July 10th 2017

    Dave Mustaine slams Bobby Blotzer

    King Diamond's ex-wife expects twins

    Rob Halford lists his ten favorite metal records

    Vinnie Paul slams Bobby Blotzer

    Kirk Hammett complains about being a millionaire

    Anders Friden presents In Flames's new gin

    Mike Portnoy says he would like to reunite with Dream Theater

    Bruce Dickinson slams Bobby Blotzer

    Shinedown singer says Nickelback sucks

    Arch Enemy fronter says she depises this planet

     

    Tuesday, July 11th 2017

    Bobby Blotzer slams Dave Mustaine

    King Diamond refuses to pay for his ex-wife's twins

    Jon Schaffer lists his ten favorite metal records

    Bobby Blotzer slams Vinnie Paul

    Kirk Hammett complains about having too many girlfriends

    Anders Friden presents new In Flames underpants

    Mike Portnoy says he misses his Dream Theater days

    Bobby Blotzer slams Bruce Dickinson

    Disturbed singer says Nickelback sucks

    Arch Enemy fronter says she despises this universe

     

    Wednesday, July 12th 2017 

    Dave Mustaine slams Bobby Blotzer, Vinnie Paul and Bruce Dickinson

    King Diamond asks for parenthood test to prove his ex-wife's twins aren't his

    Dave Grohl lists his ten favorite metal records

    Vinnie Paul slams Bobby Blotzer, Dave Mustaine and Bruce Dickinson

    Kirk Hammett complains about owning too many mansions

    Anders Friden presents new In Flames wart spray

    Mike Portnoy writes love letter to Dream Theater members

    Bruce Dickinson slams Bobby Blotzer, Vinnie Paul and Dave Mustaine

    Stone Sour singer says Nickelback sucks

    Arch Enemy fronter says she despises the whole world

     

    To be continued (or as Musik Universe would write: ''à suive'' (sic!))

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