• Scary Movie V

     

    In case you didn't know, Hollywood is becoming less and less original. The number of sequels or remakes even seems to be at new heights this year: "Carrie", "Die Hard V", "Evil Dead", "Fast & Furious 6", "Iron Man 3", "Man Of Steel: Superman 6", "Star Trek 12: Into Darkness", "Very Bad Trip 3" and so on. The strange thing is that people seem to want to see the lukewarm old stuff again and again and massively run into the theatres. Guess why I've switched to European and Asian cinema over the years. But from time to time, you go back to the movie theatres on a nostalgic note to watch some of those sequels. I've enjoyed the Scary Movie instalments when I was younger and when a few friends asked me to watch the new output I spontaneously joined them and gave this film a try.

    I must admit that this fifth part of the series had a couple of good laughs for those who know horror movies quite well. I laughed about the absurd sex scenes in the "Paranormal Activities" beginning, the stoned dialogues between Snoop Lion and Mac Miller on their way to "The Cabin in The Woods", the strange rituals executed by housemaid "Madea" Maria, the appearance of the intelligent ape Caesar as in "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes", the "Inception" influenced dream sequence about "Fifty Shades Of Grey" or the religious teenagers in the cabin in the woods reminding of "Evil Dead" were quite funny. On the other side, other passages were rather dull and had their lengths as the "Black Swan" and "Mama" scenes.

    I must admit that I got out of the movie theatres with a big smile on my face and I had really enjoyed this entertaining and short flick while it lasted. It's not the best "Scary Movie" but also far from being the worst part of the series. That being said it was better than I had expected it to be. 

    What really struck me though is the fact I have some problems to call back in mind all the details of this movie. This is due to three reasons. The story line of the movie is even more stupid than usual and had an almost total absence of sense. The acting is even less impressive and more stereotypical than before. I'm aware of the fact that this kind of movie won't win any Academy Awards but this time the flick was only centred around quick jokes and a few cameo appearances. This movie is another meal of Hollywood junk flick food. It's entertaining but after all quite predictable and superficial of course. It's easy to digest but it's quickly gone as well.

    In the end, the film can be resumed like this: it's entertaining and quite funny when you watch it but you will soon forget it as well as there is honestly said nothing memorable or outstanding about it. Fans of the first four instalments should watch this fun ride as well. Those who didn't appreciate the first parts won't like this movie either and probably hate the fact that these instalments have been brought back to life again. 

     

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  • May 9, 2013 in Reviews

    Ze - Suck It Up

    ゼ [Ze]
    Suck It Up
    2012
    Reviewed by Sebastian Kluth

    When it comes to imaginative music from exotic places, I’m always ready to discover new things and spend some time on obscure bands. This was the case when I stumbled over the traditional hard rock and heavy metal band ぜ (Ze). It’s a project of Canadian musician Pete Klassen, who has been the bassist of heavy metal outfit Sacred Ally, and is now also involved in the heavy metal band Stinger, both of which come from Calgary, Alberta. The innovative and talented musician is now involved in a more progressive and thrash-orientated heavy metal band called Skulldozer from Calgary, where he plays guitars and sings, as well as taking up vocal duties with another heavy metal band called Evil Survives out of Winnipeg, Manitoba.

    ぜ (Ze) is a project where Pete Klassen got the help from several band members of his other projects, as well as from a multitude of Japanese musicians. However, he always remains the creator and writer of the band, as well as its only truly permanent member. All in all, at least seventeen different musicians have already been involved in this Canadian-Japanese collaboration. Formed in 2008, the project released its first record entitled Suck It Up in 2012, and has since then published another EP before beginning work on a new release.

    Suck It Up is an entertaining thirty-eight minute ride through the classic heavy metal genre with a strong retro touch of the eighties. The riffs are heavy and melodic, the bass guitar thumps with a lot of energy, and the slightly high-pitched vocals represent everything heavy metal is all about. Only the drumming sounds quite powerless, and is undoubtedly the record’s biggest flaw. The strength of the project is its ability to create catchy choruses and hooks right from the start, as one can hear in the opener “Afraid Of The Light”. The catchiest tune is easily “Thunder Calls My Name”, which sounds somewhat like an old school metal version of Bon Jovi’s legendary “You Give Love A Bad Name”. Another cool song is definitely the heavy closer that is sung by a guest singer (in Japanese) which features a few crazy lyrics. The song title can be translated to “I Want To Be Your Washcloth”.

    Don’t expect any big surprises on this release, which varies from harder stuff like the title song “Suck It Up”, to slower and groovier tracks like “The One That I Want”. The acoustic interlude “Without You” could have been a great idea, but it’s too short and features no vocals. Any fan of fresh but traditional heavy metal could give this interesting experiment a few spins though, and should also try out Pete Klassen’s other projects.

    3,25 // 5

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  • Dear readers of my blog,

    I'm in the "not-so-remote" town of Ottawa right now. It feels great to speak English again and travel a little bit even though I'm really tired right now. The defeat of the Montreal Canadiens against the Ottawa Senators today didn't really help to energize me. I'm moving around with my CH watch and suitcase and I didn't really think about it when I headed for Ottawa these days. I guess I'm living a little bit dangerously these days but I don't worry as people in Ottawa are really friendly, open-minded and helpful as I saw today. I really adore this city and its surroundings. I'm passing the night in a little bed and breakfast location and try to discover some new sides of this intriguing city before I'm going to head to Gatineau in a few hours.

    This week I've finally passed all my final bachelor exams and I'm quite proud of what I've achieved. Last saturday was the bachelor convocation or celebration at my university. It was a unique experience but it all felt a little bit formal, rushed and unpersonal to me even though I will probably never forget this day in my entire life. But life goes on and that's why I'm looking for a good job all over Canada right now. Two weeks ago, I've met a director from a private school in Sept-Îles, last week I went to the public school commission of Dolbeau-Mistassini, yesterday I've met the director of a private German school in Baie-d'Urfé and today, I'm going to meet a school commission from Gatineau next to Ottawa. I will try to discover as many opportunities as I can these days to make the right choice for me.

    As you can see, I'm really busy these days. Saturday is also going to be the prom in Chicoutimi and I will see many of my friends for the last time in quite a while I guess. After that, I have to get my post-universitarian work permit as well as my permanent residence to stay in the beautiful province of Quebec. I also need to buy my first car, have to change appartment and need a new assurance policy. I'm really looking forward to finish with all these challenging tasks and to finally have some peace on my own. I really want to travel and truly be on vacation again. Sometimes I feel a little bit left alone in front of all these challenges but that's the way I wanted it to be and at least in the end I can say: I did it my way!

    If I have the time, I'm surely going to pass a few weeks in Germany this summer. Anyway, I'm going to inform you about my future plans on this site.

    Stay faithful to my blog and have a wonderful sunny spring time in Canada or wherever you might be right now. Don't hesitate to stay in contact with me!

    Sincerely yours,

    Sebastian Kluth

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  • May 8, 2013 in Reviews

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    Soilwork
    The Living Infinite
    2013
    Reviewed by Sebastian Kluth

    Soilwork is probably Sweden’s most famous melodic death metal band after the legendary In Flames. Both bands have recently released more courageous and experimental records with modern electronic influences, but have also included progressive elements and more than a bit of metalcore. The reaction of many old school fans has been rather negative, while younger audiences have cheered the last releases. The new Soilwork record is a perfect answer to old, more closed-minded metal maniacs, as well as their more recent fan base. The six guys from Sweden, France, and Belgium simply released a double-record with eight-five minutes of music and a total of twenty tracks. This definitely is value for money, but let’s also take a look on the quality and not just the quantity.

    The first disc is more likely to please fans of Swedish melodic death metal. The tracks are short, easy to digest, straightforward, absolutely energizing, and include great hooks. The first three songs are among the most pitiless ones on the double-album, and the band seems to want to prove to its fans right from the start that they can still play music like they did in their earlier days. The most intriguing song for me on the first disc is “Tongue”, because it has a very beautiful melody and a catchy chorus you won’t get out of your mind anytime soon. Towards the end of the disc however, a few songs get a bit too catchy, sweet, and radio orientated. I already hear the old school fans complaining about it and this time they might be right.

    The second disc is more for the fans of modern Soilwork, and is much more experimental. There are, for example, two well done but not outstanding instrumental songs in “Entering Aeons” and “Loyal Shadow”. A few truly atmospheric and dark tracks like the gripping “Antidotes In Passing” or the original and almost progressive closer “Owls Predict, Oracles Stand Guard” keep the tension high until the end, and are clearly among my favorite songs. Many tracks manage to include diversified changes of rhythm and style as well as a few modern sound experiments, all while keeping quite addicting hooks that can maintain the attention of a larger audience, as seen in “Rise Above The Sentiment” (even though it has a terrible music video that supports it) or “Parasite Blues”. With these songs, Soilwork has found the right balance for old and new fans, in my humble opinion. As you might guess, the second disc appeals to me much more than the first, as the overall atmosphere and clear guiding line is there, but also because the individual tracks are more outstanding and surprising.

    In the end, fans of other Swedish melodic death metal bands like Darkane, Gardenian, Scar Symmetry, Solution .45, Sonic Syndicate, and so on should give this release a fair chance. It’s no highlight of the genre but a very entertaining release with a lot of material that should cater to old and new fans alike. From that point of view, Soilwork has done a clever job even though I would have preferred a shorter and more consistent release with only ten to twelve songs in the end.

    3.75 // 5

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  • Genre: Folk Metal / Progressive Metal / Heavy Metal
    Label: Self-production
    Playing time: 51:10
    Band homepage: -

    Tracklist:

    1. A New Room
    2. Murder Room
    3. A Call From After
    4. The Subcelestial
    5. Legend
    6. Born of the Storm
    7. The Huntsman
    8. The Last Page
    9. Between the Mountains and the Sea

     

    Spring Autumn - s/t

    SPRING AUTUMN is a Beijing-based Heavy Metal band with progressive tendencies and Chinese Folk influences. The band is especially known thanks to its American born guitar player Kaiser Kuo who has already been involved in the Chinese pioneer Heavy Metal institution TANG DYNASTY. The band though includes other members that play in important Chinese metal bands. Let’s cite guitar player Kou Zhengyu who is also involved in one of China’s most important Thrash Metal band called SUFFOCATED. Drummer Diao Lei is involved in the other Chinese Thrash Metal legend OVERLOAD. These big names for insiders of the Chinese metal scene sound rather promising. Let’s take a look on what is the first and until now only self-titled full length release by SPRING AUTUMN. 

     

    I must admit that I was rather disappointed by the opener “A New Day”. It’s actually a quite solid Heavy Metal track but I expected something more exotic and more technical. I would say this is the least outstanding or unique track on the release even though it’s not the worst one. It might be a save way to open a record this way but in my opinion it rather harms the final result and the exchangeable track should have only been some sort of a bonus track.

     

    The second song “Murder Room” though fulfills my expectations. Mysterious atmospheres, calm and melodic parts with great vocal lines and more dominant folk instruments make this song more interesting even though it has a more progressive touch. The balance between gripping riffs, chaotic solos and menacing tones on one side and almost too catchy and sweet vocal lines and melodies on the other gives this track a certain charm.

     

    From then on, the band delivers what it promises. Heavy Metal fans might find this album a little bit fluffy as there are many calm and catchy moments. This is more interesting for people who like Chinese folklore, poetic lyrics and a few progressive experiments in well thought out doses.

     

    I happen to find a few tracks too soft like the endless and somewhat silly sing along passages in the two epics “Born of the Storm” and “The Last Page” that also have a few instrumental lengths. Shorter songs like the diversified and very folk driven “Legend” and “The Huntsman” but also the heavier mid tempo banger “The Subcelestial” work better in my humble opinion and have a joyful and exotic tone without losing their sense for good riffs and emotional guitar solos.

     

    Even though there is neither a truly bad nor an absolutely outstanding track on here, the record has its hits and misses. Ultimately, it’s a mostly entertaining and especially technically stunning release that I would only recommend to fans and experts of the Chinese metal scene. Anybody who is new to that scene should rather go for bands like TANG DYNASTY, BLACK PANTHER, OVERLOAD, VOODOO KUNGFU, THE LAST SUCCESSOR, SCREAMING SAVIOR and TERMINAL LOST. There are plenty of other intriguing bands to discover first from this fascinating Metal developing country.

     

    (Online May 7, 2013)

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